✨ Book a Session, Banish Ya Bullshit ✨

Look, if you’ve made it this far, something’s clearly up.

You’ve got weird vibes in your house, a ghost with boundary issues, an energy hangover, or just a deep spiritual itch you can’t scratch with crystals alone (no shame—we’ve all been there).

This is where you stop doom-scrolling paranormal TikTok and actually do something about it.

Book a session with me. I’ll help you clear the bullshit, call your power back, and maybe even laugh through your existential crisis.
Whether you’re haunted, hexed, or just hella curious—I’m your chaos conductor.

Pick your poison below (and yes, I do house calls... no, not that kind. Unless the vibes are immaculate).