🕯️404: The Spirits Say…
“Page Not Found.”

You’ve wandered into the digital beyond — and babe, this page is deader than your last situationship.

Possible reasons this ghost town exists:

• You mistyped the URL while Mercury was in retrograde.

• The page you’re seeking has crossed over (read: deleted or moved).

• The spirits are playing tricks on you. Again.

🔮 What Now?

✨ Cast a redirect spell — aka, click here to go home
🔍 Channel your inner psychic and try searching again
📩 Ask your digital medium (that's me) if you need help. I don’t bite. Unless it’s a full moon.

P.S. If you were looking for a sign… this is it.
Time to stop doom-scrolling and start manifesting.